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Ni parli Chitaliano?

“How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?”
Homer J. Simpson

My Chinese is awful. After three months of rather casual study, mostly focusing on saying things that get me to and from work and a meal somewhere between, I’m up to the point of saying simple sentences and butchering most of the language.

My Italian, on the other hand, is getting steadily worse. Now, I was never fluent in Italian, but I was leagues beyond what my Chinese is now. Hell, I could operate anywhere in the Old Country without a problem. I can still hold a conversation in la bella lingua when the mood or need strikes me.

Lately, though, my rudimentary Chinese has been pushing Italian vocabulary out of my brain. I catch myself saying things like “bu shi male” or “Nihoa, come stai.”

Since I tend to look at my Chinese phrases and ask myself, “Can I say that in Italian?” I suspect this is only going to get worse.

3 Responses to “Ni parli Chitaliano?”

  1. same with me and French. Exact same deal.

  2. Dude,

    It’s only called the old country if you’re from there.

  3. I used to teach French and considered myself fluent a year ago. I tried to have a conversation with a girl from Canada in French however I kept forgetting the most basic of French grammer…..it really sucked, however it is the same when learning any language. I’m sure that when I eventually get back to France it will all come back to me…hopefully…

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