Comments on: Holy Freezerburn, Batman! http://www.chrisamico.com/2006/11/05/holy-freezerburn-batman/ Dispatches from somewhere far away Fri, 29 Aug 2008 01:08:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: James http://www.chrisamico.com/2006/11/05/holy-freezerburn-batman/#comment-64 James Tue, 07 Nov 2006 18:37:00 +0000 http://www.chrisamico.com/blog/2006/11/05/holy-freezerburn-batman/#comment-64 As promised, here is my election rant like an old person. (Get your coffee and cookies ready.)<br /><br />"There hasn't been hardly anyone in here all day. I can't believe you young people don't want to vote anymore. This country's gone to hell in a handbasket. I remember when I voted for FDR there was a 20 minute line to go vote and we were happy to wait in it. You young people today don't want anything that you can't have right away. I remember when this (insert name of city) was a lovely place to live. It was small and people were friendly. You could leave your door unlocked and nobody would bother you. And when it rained, gummy bears and nickels would come from the sky. We'd run outside with buckets to collect all of the nickels and by ice cream with it. Now you kids just buy drugs with your money.<br />It's cold. I remember the sun used to be out all the time. It never got cold when I was your age. The sun would shine 365 days a year and it was always 75 degrees with a little breeze at night. That's what's wrong with America.<br />Is Matlock on yet?"<br /><br />There, do you feel like you talked to an old person yet? As promised, here is my election rant like an old person. (Get your coffee and cookies ready.)

“There hasn’t been hardly anyone in here all day. I can’t believe you young people don’t want to vote anymore. This country’s gone to hell in a handbasket. I remember when I voted for FDR there was a 20 minute line to go vote and we were happy to wait in it. You young people today don’t want anything that you can’t have right away. I remember when this (insert name of city) was a lovely place to live. It was small and people were friendly. You could leave your door unlocked and nobody would bother you. And when it rained, gummy bears and nickels would come from the sky. We’d run outside with buckets to collect all of the nickels and by ice cream with it. Now you kids just buy drugs with your money.
It’s cold. I remember the sun used to be out all the time. It never got cold when I was your age. The sun would shine 365 days a year and it was always 75 degrees with a little breeze at night. That’s what’s wrong with America.
Is Matlock on yet?”

There, do you feel like you talked to an old person yet?

]]> By: JewlsDeluxe http://www.chrisamico.com/2006/11/05/holy-freezerburn-batman/#comment-65 JewlsDeluxe Mon, 06 Nov 2006 03:39:00 +0000 http://www.chrisamico.com/blog/2006/11/05/holy-freezerburn-batman/#comment-65 Get yourself a beanie. That will help keep in whatever body heat you have. I can send you one with something embarrassing on it, like the Washington Redskins logo. Get yourself a beanie. That will help keep in whatever body heat you have. I can send you one with something embarrassing on it, like the Washington Redskins logo.

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